Jesus Christ in a fucking cartoon, Canada.

"Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos!" (spiegel) 01/22/2015 at 16:15 • Filed to: None

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ttyymmnn > Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos! 01/22/2015 at 16:17

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She loves that big black stick.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos! 01/22/2015 at 16:18

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TOO MANY ON THE ICE!!!

Am I the only one this bothers? that there should only be 5 sticks?

For Sweden > Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos! 01/22/2015 at 16:22

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One day Canada will have a coherent national identity.

This is not that day.

Why is the Stanley Cup on her head. There are current NHL players that were born since a Canadian team won the Cup.

But muh fellow Canadians are on those teams the L.A. Kings are basically a Canadian team.

No, Canada, no. That's not how it works. Just because the Spurs won the NBA title doesn't mean an Argentinian team won the title. Just because Ronaldo plays for Real Madrid doesn't mean a Portuguese team won La Liga. Just because Germans play for the US Soccer team doesn't mean a German team wins whenever they win.

This is why Canada will never be Nordic.

Racescort666 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 01/22/2015 at 16:23

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There are 5 per side.

ttyymmnn > Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos! 01/22/2015 at 16:26

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O, Canada.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos! 01/22/2015 at 16:26

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The hell kind of score is that? It's hockey, not football

PanchoVilleneuve ST > Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos! 01/22/2015 at 16:27

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She's losing. On her own costume.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos! 01/22/2015 at 16:29

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I'm trying to think of why the transparent net alleged skirt would be analogous to a net and what the goalie would be, and not having much luck keeping SFW.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Racescort666 01/22/2015 at 16:30

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Yes, but then she needs another goalie stick.

gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun > Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos! 01/22/2015 at 16:31

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I'm Canadian and what is this?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > For Sweden 01/22/2015 at 16:33

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY GOLD MEDALS.

I know what you're saying, but over 50% of the NHL is Canadian. It counts for something, face it.

For Sweden > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 01/22/2015 at 16:34

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No it doesn't. The New York Rangers are not Swedish.

Don't like it? Either stop sucking at running pro hockey teams, or form your own league so you don't have to play the Americans.

Racescort666 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 01/22/2015 at 16:34

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This is true. Maybe they're in the middle of pulling the goalie...

Side note: something my friends and I used to say in regards to a girl that has a bf "just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score."

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 01/22/2015 at 16:35

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Canada vs Norway. 2010.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Racescort666 01/22/2015 at 16:36

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Some goalies are better off pulled.

ttyymmnn > Racescort666 01/22/2015 at 16:39

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The goalie, No. 2, is in the penalty box. Or something.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > For Sweden 01/22/2015 at 16:41

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You're right, they aren't Swedish. They are 13.6% Swedish, 36.4% American, 4.5% Norwegian and 45.5% Canadian.

Agree with point #2.

Actually, the NHL was a Canadian league that expanded south, not the other way around.

and 100 more > Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos! 01/22/2015 at 16:47

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Well, will ya lookit the time, must go book a flight to Ecuador now...

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos! 01/22/2015 at 16:50

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This ain't good, Kali has taken up hockey

Nibby > Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos! 01/22/2015 at 16:52

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Leon711 > For Sweden 01/22/2015 at 16:52

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I agree, like Esti, Canada cannot into Nordic.

FYI GIS for "esti" is NSFW-ish but in a good way.

burntartichoke > Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos! 01/22/2015 at 16:55

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Five-hole for the score! Goal!

For Sweden > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 01/22/2015 at 17:07

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How'd that work out for Canada

Sam > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 01/22/2015 at 17:47

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No, the NHL was formed by Canadian AND American teams who wanted to play each other internationally. The northeast U.S. isn't Canada.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos! 01/22/2015 at 17:51

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it looks like something South Park would come up with

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Sam 01/23/2015 at 07:45

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"The National Hockey League was organized on November 26, 1917, in Montreal , Quebec , after the suspension of operations of its predecessor organization, the National Hockey Association (NHA), which had been founded in 1909 in Renfrew Ontario. [4] It started with four teams (all based in Canada) and, through a series of expansions, contractions, and relocations, is now composed of thirty active franchises. The "nation" referred to by the league's name was Canada, although the league has now been binational since 1924 when its first team in the United States, the Boston Bruins , began play."